The Line has a Podcast

024-OnlyFans, Tariffs, and the Pope: What Just Happened?!

Get ready for a no-holds-barred rundown of the week’s most jaw-dropping news and pop culture moments! In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa tackle Trump’s sudden tariff retreat and how it’s hitting everything from Walmart shelves to sex toy sponsorships. They break down George Santos’ prison sentence for campaign fraud (and his OnlyFans spending), debate whether Florida will really elect Matt Gaetz, and dig into the tragic story of Virginia Giuffre, the Epstein survivor who changed the world. But that’s just the start: The duo roast the logic behind praying for the Pope, question why Americans are obsessed with circumcision, and laugh over the “wet dick leak” theory of COVID’s origins. Plus, they go deep on red flags in dating (would you date someone whose favorite movie is Minions: Rise of Gru?), the economics of splitting the check, and why Monopoly is the most misunderstood board game ever.

023- Egg Prices, Empathy Gaps, and the Death of Due Process

Join Jimmy and Alyssa for a wild, unfiltered episode of The Line Has a Podcast, where nothing is off limits! This week, we dive headfirst into the viral spectacle of Katy Perry and Gayle King’s 11-minute space ride—was it a feminist milestone or just a billionaire’s PR stunt?
We dissect the cringe-worthy moments, the “astronaut” debate, and why kissing the ground after a glorified roller coaster might be the most embarrassing thing you’ll see all week. But that’s just the launch pad. We get real about America’s empathy deficit, the erosion of due process in the justice system, and the disturbing trend of calculated indifference in politics.
Alyssa shares her expertise as a sex coach, busting masturbation myths and answering candid questions about oversexualization and pleasure—no shame, just science and support. Jimmy opens up about his dramatic weight loss journey, chronic health issues, and the rudeness of unsolicited comments online.
The duo also tackles hot-button issues like hate speech moderation, the trans mental illness debate, and why comparing gender identity to religion is a logical dead end. Plus, get ready for spicy debates, vertical video experiments, and a call-in segment where listeners bring their wildest questions and hottest takes. Whether you’re here for the news, the sex ed, or the space snark, this episode has something for everyone—packed with keywords like feminism, space tourism, due process, empathy, sex positivity, and more! Hit subscribe, leave your comments, and join the conversation on the most irreverent, insightful, and entertaining podcast in your feed.

022- Measles Are Back, J.K. Rowling vs. Asexuality: Another Controversy

Welcome to this week’s episode of fiery debates and hilarious confessions! Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise dive into Germany’s gold withdrawal from U.S. reserves, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s insider trading scandal, and the resurgence of measles due to declining vaccination rates. We tackle visual stimulation differences between men and women, dissect J.K. Rowling’s latest attack on asexuality, and debate the ethics of the death penalty. Plus, we share awkward stories about frog butts, skydiving adventures, and even Elon Musk’s parody account crackdown on Twitter! Don’t miss this rollercoaster of an episode filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of shenanigans!

021- Tariffs, Teachers, and Taboo Topics

Join Jimmy Snow and Promise Backland in this jam-packed episode where they dive into everything from parasocial relationships to the bizarre results of their latest audience poll: is it worse to be called 'weird' or 'annoying'? They also tackle political hot topics like Florida's controversial teacher firing over preferred names and Trump's tariff chaos with China. Plus, a hilarious deep dive into cartoon crushes (yes, Crash Bandicoot makes an appearance), the ethics of language policing, and why Jimmy thinks we need new slurs!
Other highlights include:
The wildest internet comments on their latest poll
A heated debate on whether Crash Bandicoot is attractive
Jimmy’s Hamilton obsession and Promise’s take on 90s nostalgia
Asteroids, existential dread, and why bungee jumping might be romantic
Stay tuned for more laughs, rants, and unfiltered opinions in this rollercoaster of an episode!

020- Nintendo Switch 2 DELAYED by TRUMP- HE'S GONE TOO FAR!

In this episode, Alyssa and Jimmy dive into the chaos surrounding Trump's tariffs and their impact on the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders, making gamers everywhere furious. From severe weather devastating the South and Midwest to FEMA cuts leaving Americans vulnerable, we explore how politics are shaping lives—and wallets—this week. Things get cheeky as we debate which video game characters we'd "Super Smash" and dive into Reddit's juiciest "Am I the A**hole" posts about breaking up over politics. Plus, Elon Musk's gaming lies come under fire, and we discuss why they matter more than you'd think. Packed with humor, controversy, and unfiltered takes, this episode is one you can't miss!

019- Our Genius President Destroys the Economy in a Day!

In this episode, Jimmy Snow and Alyssa dive into the chaos of Trump’s sweeping tariffs and their potential to spark another Great Depression, all while poking fun at the absurdity of taxing penguins! They also discuss Elon Musk’s decision to step down as a special government employee—could federal drug testing be the real reason? Meanwhile, Wisconsin’s Supreme Court sees a major liberal victory, shaking up the political landscape. The duo also dissects Trump’s $2.3 billion Truth Social sale and what it says about his presidency-turned-business empire

017- Bernie and AOC vs. the Oligarchy: A New Political Movement?

In this episode, Alyssa, Promise, and Arden dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from political drama to childhood nostalgia. They discuss whether Gen Z is becoming more conservative, Bernie Sanders and AOC’s fight against oligarchy, and Trump’s controversial revocation of security clearances for Democratic rivals. The trio also explores Disney’s surprising stance on DEI initiatives and the absurdity of corporate sponsorships for the White House Easter Egg Roll. Plus, they share hilarious anecdotes about mall pretzels, Elon Musk’s bizarre fork trick, and debate which Disney villain best represents Trump. Packed with humor, insight, and a sprinkle of chaos, this episode is a must-listen for fans of politics, pop culture, and witty banter.

016- Gen Z's Conservative Shift and Dismantling of the Department of Education

Join Alyssa and Promise as they delve into the latest trends and news, focusing on Gen Z's surprising shift towards conservative values and Trump's controversial plan to dismantle the Department of Education. They explore the implications of these changes on education quality, societal norms, and the future of American politics. Tune in for a thought-provoking discussion on these pivotal issues.

015- Eggs Inflation & Seggs Education

Join us for a wild ride as we dive into the latest news, from Trump's controversial policies to the US egg shortage, and explore the world of sex education and relationships. We tackle tough topics with humor and honesty, making this episode a must-listen for anyone interested in politics, culture, and personal growth. From Trump Derangement Syndrome to the intricacies of sex ed and relationship advice, we're crossing all the lines. Get ready for a spicy mix of politics, passion, and laughter as we navigate the complexities of modern life.

014 - Not a Drag Queen: The Unholy Alliance of Power, Abuse, and Poop Jokes

Join us as we delve into the darker corners of power and abuse, exploring the systemic failures that allow misconduct to thrive. From the indictment of a prominent pastor to the broader issues within evangelical Christianity, we examine the uncomfortable truths that often go unspoken. With humor and insight, we tackle these serious topics, challenging conventional wisdom and pushing the boundaries of what's acceptable.