The Line has a Podcast

035- Daddy Warbucks, War Crimes & The Trump Phone: What Just Happened?!

Dive into a wild, unfiltered week with Jimmy and Alyssa as they unravel the chaos of current events, pop culture, and personal confessions. This episode is a rollercoaster: from dissecting the politics of Annie the Musical and the myth of the “good” billionaire, to the real-world fallout of U.S. bombings in Iran and the global oil crunch. They break down why movies have always been political, why conservatives are so often cast as villains, and how party values have swapped over the decades.
The duo doesn’t shy away from calling out grifts—Trump’s $500 “made in America” phone gets the full roast, along with his golden aesthetic, shoes, and the never-ending parade of political hypocrisy. Gas prices are up, the world is a migraine, and the weather is literally killing people. Alyssa and Jimmy share personal stories about confronting friends and family over political choices, the frustration of misinformation, and the exhaustion of trying to keep up with it all.
But it’s not all doom and gloom—there’s plenty of cheeky banter about sex, relationships, and the weirdest things people are into (yes, the bush is back, and so are public makeouts). Plus, hot takes on why “vanilla” sex is underrated, how sexual repression breeds taboo desires, and why missionary can still be mind-blowing.
You’ll also get a crash course in internet culture, from legendary YouTube channels to the bizarre world of Truth Social comments. Whether you’re here for the political rants, the pop culture deep-dives, or just the laughs, this episode is packed with keywords: Iran, oil crisis, Trump phone, political movies, sexual taboos, gas prices, climate disasters, gold décor, and more. Hit play for your weekly dose of catharsis, commiseration, and comedy.

034- Ted Cruz vs. Tucker: The Most Embarrassing Interview of the Year

Get ready for a wild ride through the week’s most jaw-dropping stories, internet oddities, and political facepalms! In this episode, Alyssa and Jimmy dive headfirst into the viral Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson interview, exposing just how little some politicians know about the countries they want to bomb. From failed rocket launches at SpaceX to the bizarre saga of Las Vegas pigeons in cowboy hats, nothing is off limits.
We break down the art of online debate, the dangers of bad arguments (with a memorable “flea and the burning house” analogy), and why “woke” has officially lost all meaning. Plus: the Karen Read trial’s courtroom drama, the ethics of animal chiropractic care, and the internet’s worst Tinder profile.
Whether you’re here for the political takedowns, the silly animal stories, or just to laugh at the absurdity of it all, this episode has something for everyone. Keywords: Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson, Iran, SpaceX rocket explosion, Juneteenth, online trolls, podcast chaos, political debates, internet fails, animal stories, cowboy pigeons, Karen Read trial, “woke” culture, bad Tinder bios, YouTube shorts, viral moments, news commentary, comedy podcast, current events, political satire.

033- No Kings, No Crowds: Trump's Sad Parade & America's Massive Protest Party

This episode is a wild ride through the latest in American politics and culture, blending sharp commentary with signature irreverence. Alyssa and Jimmy tackle the weekend’s biggest stories: the massive “No Kings” protests that swept the globe, the embarrassingly empty military parade for Trump’s birthday, and the endless debate over virtue signaling at rallies.
We dig into the right-wing obsession with “virtue signaling,” the hypocrisy of MAGA merch, and why empty bleachers might say more than any speech ever could. Plus, there’s a hilarious deep dive into childhood swearing, middle child syndrome, and the weird nostalgia for elementary school cookies and square pizza.
The hosts don’t shy away from the big stuff—debating due process, the future of protests, and the generational divide over activism. But they also keep it real, swapping stories about body image, family quirks, and even the best way to moisturize your butthole (yes, really).
Expect viral-worthy rants, cheeky banter, and plenty of moments that’ll have you laughing out loud. Whether you’re here for the political hot takes, the pop culture references, or just to hear two friends fill each other’s metaphorical holes, this episode has it all.

032- The Girls Are Fighting: Trump vs. Elon Gets Messy!

Get ready for a wild ride in this solo episode of The Line Has A Podcast! Jimmy dives headfirst into the explosive feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, unpacking every outrageous tweet, Truth Social post, and political backstab that’s set the internet ablaze. From the “girls are fighting” meme that sent the right into a frenzy, to Musk’s deleted bombshell about Trump and the Epstein files, nothing is off-limits.
We break down the timeline of the Trump-Musk fallout, the GOP’s internal chaos over the “Big Beautiful Bill,” and the performative outrage swirling around AOC’s language. Jimmy doesn’t hold back on calling out hypocrisy, fragile masculinity, and the billionaire egos tearing the Republican Party apart. Plus: what does this mean for the Democrats, the 2028 presidential race, and the future of American politics?
Packed with sharp commentary, cheeky humor, and plenty of hot takes on cancel culture, political infighting, and the cult of personality in modern America, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves politics, drama, and a good old-fashioned billionaire slap fight. Don’t forget to check out the extended ad-free version on Patreon for even more behind-the-scenes chaos!

031 - RFK Jr. vs. Science, Texas Mandates the Ten Commandments?! Church, State, and Chaos

In this explosive episode, Alyssa and guest Jasmine dive headfirst into the week’s most jaw-dropping stories—from the gutting of the CDC and the shocking removal of COVID vaccine recommendations for pregnant people and kids, to Texas’s bold move to mandate the Ten Commandments in public classrooms. We break down what RFK Jr.’s controversial health policies mean for insurance coverage and public safety, and why top medical organizations are furious.
We also unpack the latest legal drama surrounding Trump’s global tariffs—recently ruled illegal—and debate whether these court battles even matter under the current administration. Plus, the hosts tackle the viral hypocrisy in political debates, the eerie silence from the CDC as outbreaks spread, and the rise of Christian nationalism in America’s schools.
The conversation gets personal as Alyssa and Jasmine discuss the challenges of maintaining friendships and relationships across political divides, with a hilarious and brutally honest Reddit story about dating a Trump supporter. They don’t hold back on the Andrew and Tristan Tate criminal charges, IRS-induced anxiety, and the everyday exhaustion of living through relentless political chaos.
Expect sharp wit, unfiltered opinions, and plenty of laughs as the hosts navigate the intersection of politics, health, culture, and personal life. If you’re looking for a podcast that’s equal parts cheeky, insightful, and cathartic, this episode is your must-listen.

029- Why are Republicans Obsessed With Controlling Your Life? From THC to Trans Rights

This week’s episode dives deep into the wildest, most controversial new laws and bills coming out of Texas—covering everything from the shocking Medicaid ban on gender-affirming care for trans people (including adults!) to the state’s relentless attack on legal THC, abortion pills, and even your local school library. We break down the real-life impact of these policies on marginalized communities, especially low-income and trans folks, and explore the broader trend of Republican lawmakers using culture war issues to distract from economic policies that hurt the working class.
But it’s not all doom and gloom! The crew gets candid about their own ADHD-fueled social media habits, the weirdest animal content on their feeds, and the joys and chaos of pet ownership (including “puppies for puppies” and OnlyFans-funded dog rescues). Plus, we debate the logic of lowering the handgun age to 18, the myth of the “welfare queen,” and how America’s healthcare system is creating a modern peasant class.
Expect plenty of spicy takes, cheeky banter, and moments that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even rage-quit Texas. Whether you’re here for the political breakdown, the animal memes, or the ADHD solidarity, you’ll find something to love in this jam-packed episode.

028- Biden's Cancer (Prostate) & America's Cancer (Trump)

This episode is a wild ride through the week’s most jaw-dropping stories, blending biting humor, sharp analysis, and unfiltered honesty. Hosts Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Loop dive headfirst into the latest political chaos: Biden’s cancer diagnosis and the strange, muted reactions from all sides; Trump’s questionable jet “gift” from Qatar and the billion-dollar security nightmare it presents; and the horrifying reality that a notorious racist is raking in nearly a million dollars on GiveSendGo, exposing the dark underbelly of online crowdfunding.
But that’s just the beginning. The hosts dissect the real meaning of cancel culture, explore the hypocrisy of internet outrage, and vent about how actual accountability is so rare in the digital age. They don’t shy away from the personal, either—sharing stories about technical disasters, the struggle to keep creative work afloat, and the absurdities of sex etiquette and relationships.
Plus, there’s a hilarious detour into the world of mall pretzels, the secret lives of purple-lovers, and a no-holds-barred discussion about whether Gen Z is really more conservative than millennials. The episode wraps with an in-depth look at Bernie Sanders and AOC’s new anti-oligarchy movement, the desperate need for a real political alternative, and why the Democratic Party’s resistance sometimes feels like a high school skit.
Loaded with keywords: Biden cancer, Trump jet scandal, cancel culture, GiveSendGo controversy, Gen Z politics, Bernie Sanders, AOC movement, Air Force One, tornado disaster, sex etiquette, Patreon bonus content, podcast comedy, political analysis, internet outrage, social media trends, progressive politics, and more.
If you want honest takes, dark humor, and the kind of banter you wish you had with your friends, this is the episode for you. Don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe, and check out the Patreon for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content!
 

027- Trump’s $400 Million Jet: Bribes, Gravy Blood, and Diaper Rumors

This week, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into the wildest headlines and the most bizarre realities of American politics, money, and health. From Trump’s jaw-dropping $400 million luxury jet “gift” from Qatar (and the obvious ethical disaster that follows), to the infuriating story of a dying man denied a life-saving transplant by Cigna insurance, this episode pulls no punches.
We break down the numbers behind billionaire wealth-what does it really mean to “take 99%” from the mega-rich, and why are they still richer than you’ll ever be? Jimmy shares personal stories about the broken healthcare system, the true cost of chronic illness, and the absurd hoops insurance companies make you jump through. Alyssa and Jimmy also get candid about food cravings, potato farts, and why frozen yogurt is not dessert (no matter what anyone says).
Of course, it wouldn’t be a proper episode without some classic Trump roast: from diaper rumors and baggy suits to the never-ending saga of failing upwards and bankruptcies galore. Plus, there’s a healthy dose of pop culture, from Cold Stone ice cream hacks to the real reason you see so many white cars after you buy one.
If you’re looking for sharp political commentary, real talk about money and health, and a side of unfiltered humor, this is your episode. Don’t forget to check out the bonus show for even more behind-the-scenes stories and Alyssa’s impromptu room tour!

026- The New, American, Pope

In this episode, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into one of the wildest news cycles yet: the Catholic Church has elected its first-ever American pope, and we’re here to break down what that means (spoiler: probably not much). From Chicago accents and deep dish pizza to the Vatican’s PR machine, we’re asking if this is a real turning point or just another symbolic milestone.
But that’s not all-Jimmy reveals his $100,000 charity beard-shaving challenge and the existential dread that comes with exposing his chin to the world. Alyssa shares her own family’s Italian Catholic quirks, and together they roast Andrew Tate’s chinless machismo, Elon Musk’s latest billionaire blunders, and the general state of Gen Z (are they fascists now?).
We also get real about parasocial relationships, the ethics of Patreon, and the blurred line between audience and creator. Plus, rapid-fire hot takes on AI, streaming wars, true crime podcasts, electric cars, and more.
If you love unscripted banter, sharp social commentary, and a little bit of chaos, this episode is for you. Don’t forget to check out the bonus show on Patreon for even more unfiltered opinions and personal stories!

025- Elon Musk Out at Tesla? Plus Ninja Recalls, Political Trolling, and the Pope Tweet

Welcome to another wild episode of The Line Has a Podcast, where Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise tackle everything from the science of attraction to the chaos of modern politics-with plenty of laughs, hot takes, and a dash of chaos. This week, we dive deep into the latest Elon Musk/Tesla shakeup and what it means for tech, business, and government. We break down why boycotts like Starbucks and Chick-fil-A rarely work, and why ethical consumption under capitalism might just be a myth.
Get ready for a hilarious discussion on the weirdest ways men take off their shirts (seriously, why is it always so chaotic?), the culture of practicing to look hot, and the difference between the male and female gaze. We get real about beauty standards, lip injections, and the pressure to look good for the girls versus for the guys.
Plus, we talk about the Ninja kitchen gadget recall that could literally blow up in your face, and why you might want to check your pressure cooker ASAP. The crew also unpacks the latest political absurdities: Trump’s cult of personality, his supposed run for Pope (thanks, Lindsey Graham), Rubio’s new security role, and the ongoing distraction tactics in American politics.