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045- Confederate Monuments, Mormon Proofs & Internet Feuds

Dive into this week’s most unhinged roundup of news, culture, and internet chaos! We start with one ex-Mormon’s Reddit drama over church-approved therapists who claim they can "prove" faith is true. Cue an on-air call out challenge you won’t want to miss!
From there, we lurch into American absurdity with revelations of taxpayer-funded Confederate monument restorations, Trump’s tacky White House renovations, and why bad interior design is a bipartisan problem. Ammon Bundy resurfaces in the headlines with a $52M civil judgement he can’t bankrupt away—white privilege, anyone?
Jimmy and Alyssa riff on South Park skewering ICE agents, reveal why Dean Cain (yes, Superman!) joins ICE, and roast the all-too-real ridiculousness of online hate videos. Stick around as we tackle gender debates, algorithm myths, and the bizarre economics of American “fiscal responsibility.” Plus: what happens when Ghyslaine Maxwell gets banned from the service-dog program in cushy prison? Why do so many people think the path to justice is sending angry emails?
Expect unfiltered commentary, spicy callouts, Supreme Court-level hot takes, and enough meme-able moments to fuel your group chat for a month. This episode covers trending topics like: ex-Mormon stories, faith crisis, ICE/immigration, South Park, Ammon Bundy, U.S. politics, gender debates, and much more.

044- How Jeans (and Stupidity) Sparked a Eugenics Scandal

Dive into an unfiltered, chaotic whirlwind of current events, pop culture disasters, and spicy opinions! This episode kicks off with hilariously relatable tales about living with chatty family, broken mics, and the secret behind Jimmy’s “short” podcast episodes that always run hours long.
We roast the Sydney Sweeney/American Eagle “great jeans” uproar—was it an innocent pun or coded eugenics? Then, why is EVERYONE ignoring the bigger scandals while obsessing over denim and distractions? Get ready for a deep-dive into how outrage marketing works, why the internet loves to miss the real story (like the Epstein/Trump fallout), and how manufactured controversy dominates the algorithm.
There’s also a wild review of religious pamphlets in doctor’s offices, an existential rant about idol worship, and an emotional talk about physical and mental health journeys. Hear hot takes on plastic surgery glow-ups, celebrity misadventures, and the eternal mystery: why is Sims 4 so expensive (and ugly) and who keeps falling for all those digital upgrades?
Plus: The state of online debate, why the death of nuance is killing intelligent conversation, and how the podcast crew manages to laugh through it all. Packed with viral TikTok/shorts moments, quotable rants, and keywords galore—this is the podcast episode algorithms dream of.

043- The Rightwing Grift is Getting Griftier, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the hottest and most controversial topics shaking America in summer 2025. The hosts get real about police overreach—including a now-viral Florida traffic stop that turned violent for no good reason. They tackle the notorious “few bad apples” defense and challenge the idea that covering for corrupt officers is just as bad as being one.
The conversation shifts to economics and class warfare, throwing down on maximum wage proposals, the morality of billionaires, and America's wildly skewed definitions of “success.” There’s a spirited, at times hilarious, clash with right-wingers in VR who would rather have Babe Ruth immortalized than universal healthcare for millions. They explain in plain language just how inconceivable billionaire wealth really is—and why defending it is working against your own interests.
While untangling capitalism’s failings, talk turns to Amazon, trickle-down economics, and why Jeff Bezos’s $54 million weddings perfectly capture the US’s broken promise of prosperity. Education funding and privilege get unpacked too, with personal stories that cut to the heart of intergenerational inequality. Along the way, the hosts roast the myth of bootstraps, bring clear-eyed fury to political grifts, and even debate the truth behind the "Balloon Boy" scandal.
Plus: The latest on the Epstein list, Trump’s Scottish “welcome,” Lauren Boebert family drama, and why Texas grocery stores might just be the last place for honest pleasure in this dystopia. Smart, irreverent, and unfiltered—don’t miss this wild ride through America’s summer of outrage.
 

042- Macron vs. Candace Owens, South Park’s Trump Takedown & More

This week’s episode is a rollercoaster through some of the wildest stories dominating pop culture, internet drama, and political headlines. We kick off with a nod to our amazing Patreon supporters and a behind-the-scenes look at delivering that perfect NPR whisper voice intro. Then, buckle up for a hilarious and incisive breakdown of South Park’s latest and most savage Trump episode—micro penis jokes, AI deepfakes, and legal theory, all roasted to perfection.
We dive headfirst into Candace Owens’ bizarre crusade against France’s First Lady and her impending lawsuit from the Macrons, exploring conspiracy theories, media ethics, and the wild world of podcasting provocateurs. Get our unfiltered reactions as we dissect the infamous Balloon Boy hoax, Ozzy Osbourne’s legacy (including the dark side), and Jeffrey Epstein’s damning deposition—the one where pleading the Fifth says more than words ever could.
From current events to deep dives into social taboos—like the weird rise of step-porn and what’s really dangerous about problematic content—we pull no punches. Along the way, you’ll find sharp commentary on parenting, power dynamics, generational wealth gaps, and why you should never trust towns with a “great values” reputation. There’s even room for tangents into pet parenting, Sharpie signatures, and gluten-free cookies.
If you crave irreverent, intelligent, and cheeky conversations about everything from internet culture to real-world scandals, with just enough chaos and personal anecdotes to keep things spicy, hit play now. Don’t forget to join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content, extended episodes, and ad-free listening every week!

041- Trump's Epstein Ties, Wire Transfers, and The CEO Affair Controversy

Dive deep into the explosive stories dominating the news: the staggering $1.1 billion in suspicious wire transfers linked to Jeffrey Epstein's accounts, with Donald Trump's involvement under scrutiny; the controversial birthday card allegedly sent by Trump to Epstein featuring provocative artwork that's caused a media firestorm and led to threats of lawsuits against the Wall Street Journal; plus the viral scandal surrounding the CEO of a tech startup caught having a secret affair at a Coldplay concert's kiss cam, resulting in a corporate shakeup.
Join us as we unpack the details behind these revelations involving high-profile figures, financial scandal investigations led by Senator Ron Wyden, corporate ethics debates sparked by Astronomer's CEO's sudden resignation, and the ongoing cultural discourse around political and social accountability. This episode covers everything from investigative finance news, political controversies, viral social moments, to ethical discussions in the workplace and public life. Don't miss this loaded episode packed with humor, sharp insights, and jaw-dropping stories making headlines in 2025.
 

040- Epstein Files Fallout: Trump, Tariffs & The Woke Superman Debate!

In this episode, we dive deep into the latest political drama surrounding the Epstein files and the fallout for Donald Trump. We discuss the controversial 50% tariff proposal on Brazil and its implications for international trade and democracy. Plus, we explore the cultural debate around the new Superman movie and its 'woke' label, unpacking what it means to be an immigrant hero. Conspiracy theories about weather control and government incompetence get a hilarious breakdown. And for a lighter twist, we engage in a fun and silly debate about whether everything is a soup, salad, or sandwich. Join us for political insights, pop culture commentary, and some good old-fashioned food fights with plenty of humor and candid conversations.

039- There's No Epstein List and We're Both Virgins...

This episode is a wild ride through the internet’s most unhinged comment sections, the latest political scandals, and the never-ending battle of the sexes. Alyssa and Jimmy dive headfirst into the chaos after Alyssa uploads a viral clip titled “Dweeb Tells Us Women Need to Lower Their Standards”—and the trolls come out swinging. We read and roast the nastiest comments, from accusations of being “Jezebels” to demands that we “do a pod without makeup.”
But it’s not just about the haters: we get real about dating app myths, why the “top 10%” of men are supposedly getting all the matches, and whether women are really all chasing the same guys (spoiler: nope). Jimmy shares behind-the-scenes stories about running a podcast, the struggles of keeping content on the right channel, and the joys of making fun of alpha male influencers.
We also tackle the mystery of the missing Epstein client list, Trump’s suspicious denials, and why even Alex Jones is crying on camera. Plus: awkward DMs, alpha males who are suspiciously single, and the eternal question—who’s more likely to get punched in the face at a club?
Packed with spicy banter, viral-worthy moments, and honest discussions about mental health, family drama, and internet culture, this episode is perfect for anyone who loves a little chaos with their commentary. Subscribe for brutally honest takes, hilarious comebacks, and enough keywords to break the algorithm: dating, alpha males, Epstein, Trump, YouTube drama, podcasting, mental health, feminism, and more!

038- Texas Underwater, Funeral Home Freaks, and Elon’s New Party?!

This episode is a wild ride through the strangest and most jaw-dropping stories of the week! Jimmy and Alyssa kick things off with some cheeky banter about questionable rice crackers and the weird world of true crime podcasts. Then, they dive headfirst into the insane story of a funeral home owner who stashed nearly 190 decaying bodies, handed out fake ashes, and scammed families out of their money—all while living it up on pandemic relief funds.
But that's just the beginning. The hosts break down the catastrophic Texas floods, where the Guadalupe River rose more than 26 feet in under an hour, wiping out entire communities and leaving dozens dead or missing. Alyssa shares personal stories about the real fear of racial profiling and ICE in so-called “sanctuary cities,” while Jimmy goes off on the lack of empathy in both left and right political circles.
You’ll hear hot takes on minimum wage, the myth of the “lazy worker,” and why CEOs should be cleaning their own offices. Plus, Elon Musk’s attempt to start a third party, the America Party, gets roasted, and there’s a sneak peek at the new LineCon Online Live event for Patreon supporters.
Packed with dark humor, raw honesty, and some truly unhinged stories, this episode is perfect for anyone who loves their news with a side of chaos and a dash of hope. Hit play for laughs, rants, and a reminder that, yes, things really are this weird.

037- Can You Cancel a Billionaire? Culture Wars and Class Consciousness

Sorry for the late episode, Riverside had some big errors. This week on the podcast, it’s just the girls—Alyssa and Arden—breaking down a whirlwind of major stories that define life in America right now. We dive into the Supreme Court’s bombshell ruling that hands unprecedented power to the Trump administration, potentially gutting nationwide injunctions and putting birthright citizenship in jeopardy. What does this mean for your rights, and is it time to consider leaving the US? Arden shares her anxieties about moving to Illinois, surrounded by red states, and the real fear of crossing state lines in a fracturing country.
 
We also celebrate Zoran Mamdani’s shocking win in New York City and what it signals for progressive politics nationwide. But it’s not all politics—Alyssa dishes on Jeff Bezos’s $53 million Venice wedding, the environmental disaster of private jets, and the absurdity of billionaire excess. Plus, we get real about social media burnout, the cult of Trump, and the exhausting bootlicker mentality that’s taken over American discourse.
 
On the lighter side, we debate the great bread sandwich question, the best road trip snacks, and why everything is either a soup, salad, or sandwich. There’s talk of Pinterest inspiration, Canva whiteboards, and how to survive the news cycle without losing your mind. If you’re looking for a podcast that mixes sharp political analysis, pop culture commentary, and a whole lot of personality, this episode is for you.

036- Melania’s Visa, ICE Tragedies, and the Wildest News of the Week

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt episode yet! This week, the crew dives headfirst into a whirlwind of stories and debates that span everything from the great outhouse vs. bathroom showdown, to the wild world of manifestation boards, and the surprising truth behind Melania Trump’s “Einstein” visa.
Promise shares her rustic adventures living in the Finnish forest—outhouse, sauna baths, and all—while Alyssa unveils her three-board method for battling imposter syndrome, inspired by Kris Jenner herself. Jimmy, meanwhile, can’t help but fact-check everything, sparking a sibling-level bickerfest over toilets, humidity, and even whether water is technically “wet.”
We break down the latest news: ICE custody tragedies, racist political attacks in New York, and the hypocrisy of anti-immigrant rhetoric from those who married immigrants. Plus, we launch our brand-new Movie Club for patrons, debate the cultural impact of sovereign citizen movements, and reminisce about the weirdest things we’ve seen on Reddit.
If you love podcasts where the hosts aren’t afraid to argue, laugh, and get real about everything from activism to bodily functions, this is the episode for you. Featuring keywords: outhouse vs. bathroom debate, manifestation boards, imposter syndrome, Melania Trump visa, ICE custody news, Finland living, sovereign citizens, sibling podcast fights, movie club launch, and more.