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055 - Escalator Sabotage

Join Jimmy Snow and Alyssa as they dive deep into the latest political chaos, including Trump's bizarre UN performance, the mysterious Epstein-Trump statue that appeared in Washington DC, and why Elon Musk being in the Epstein files surprised absolutely nobody.
But it gets personal when Alyssa shares her heartbreaking story about losing a longtime friend over politics - a wedding invitation that turned into a wake-up call about safety, values, and drawing lines in the sand during dangerous times. From Charlie Kirk aftermath to targeted advertising fails, from astrology discrimination to the real cost of staying silent.
PLUS: Trump's latest tariff disasters, Antifa "brain scrambling" conspiracies, Grindr crashes at Republican events, and why your MAGA relatives can't fill a single phone line despite claiming there are "10 million" of them.

054 - Free Speech Dies When the Government Says So

Join the unfiltered political commentary as we dive deep into cancel culture, government censorship, and the wild world of right-wing politics. This episode covers the controversial comments that cost us patrons, the government's unprecedented threats against television hosts, and why freedom of speech is under attack like never before. We discuss Charlie Kirk's death and its political aftermath, Erica Kirk taking over Turning Point USA, AI-generated posthumous speeches being played in churches, and the bizarre world of political commentary in 2025. Plus, commentary on Stephen Miller, Donald Trump, JD Vance, Tucker Carlson, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Sinclair Broadcasting, ABC, Disney, the FCC, Patreon drama, genital-based humor controversy, political violence threats, FBI reporting, autism spectrum discussion, Love on the Spectrum review, Beatles vs classical music debate, cannibalism ethics, prostitution legalization, Antifa terrorist designations, and suspicious hanging deaths in Mississippi.

053 - MAGA Masterclass on Fake News and Total Hypocrisy

In this explosive episode, we dive headfirst into the political chaos that's consuming America right now. The recent political assassination has everyone talking, and we're not holding back on any of the controversial takes that mainstream media won't touch. From Twitter database scandals to presidential math fails that would make your head spin, we're covering all the insanity you need to know about.
Jimmy and Alyssa break down the Charlie Kirk situation and the absolutely unhinged political responses from both sides. We explore JD Vance's awkward attempt to take over one of the most charismatic podcasting positions of all time, Trump's latest wild claims including his bizarre assertion that 300 million people died from drugs last year, and the growing masculinity crisis that seems to be fueling online radicalization across the country. The hosts don't shy away from discussing the database doxing controversy and the blatant free speech hypocrisy we're witnessing in real time.
This episode gets particularly spicy when we analyze why Trump's admission that "smart people don't like me" might actually be the most honest thing he's ever said. We also dig into why the Epstein files still matter and why they're not getting the attention they deserve during all this chaos. The conversation covers everything from the intersection of politics and pop culture to deep dives on social issues that actually matter to real people.
As a bonus, we include our full discussion about "Love on the Spectrum" and whether it's genuine representation or subtle exploitation. Jimmy brings his autism perspective to this controversial take that you're definitely going to want to weigh in on. This is the kind of unfiltered political commentary and social analysis that you're thinking but afraid to say out loud. We're bringing the brutal honesty and conversations that corporate media will never touch, covering current events, progressive politics, political analysis, social commentary, and media criticism without any filter whatsoever.

052- He Was NOT Trans, But He WAS Mormon??

In this explosive episode, Jimmy and Alyssa dive deep into the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk and reveal the truth about shooter Tyler Robinson that mainstream media won't tell you. The 22-year-old alleged assassin didn't come from the radical left as Trump immediately claimed, but from a conservative Mormon family in Utah, exposing the dangerous gun culture and apocalyptic mindset that breeds this kind of violence.
Jimmy brings his unique perspective as someone who grew up in the exact same Mormon environment as the shooter, breaking down how the church's culture of guns as holy solutions to problems, doomsday prepping mentality, and stunted emotional development creates potential extremists. From "Mormon drunk" behavior to the disturbing normalization of violence against LGBTQ+ people that Charlie Kirk himself promoted, this episode exposes the religious pipeline to radicalization that nobody wants to talk about.
The hosts also analyze the FBI's massive failures in this investigation, from their inability to quickly release suspect photos to their complete incompetence in tracking down Robinson until he literally turned himself in. They discuss the dangerous harassment and doxxing of innocent transgender people by right-wing amateur sleuths who were convinced they had found their scapegoat, and how law enforcement initially spread false information about pro-trans messaging on the bullet casings.
But the revelations don't stop there. The episode covers Trump's obviously declining health, analyzing his drooping face at the 9/11 memorial that suggests stroke symptoms, and questioning whether his earlier statement about the Kirk assassination was AI-generated. Jimmy and Alyssa break down the stark difference between Trump's polished video response and his real appearance just hours later, noting signs of catheters, medical devices, and severe cognitive decline.
The Epstein files controversy also gets major coverage, with Caroline Levitt's absurd claims that Trump's signature in Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book was somehow forged while every other signature from Democrats should be taken as authentic evidence. The hosts discuss James O'Keefe's undercover footage suggesting the administration plans to selectively release only Democratic names from the Epstein files while protecting Republican associates.
Throughout the episode, Jimmy and Alyssa address the serious safety implications this event has created for progressive content creators and anyone speaking out against fascism. They discuss the chilling effect of websites being created to track people who criticized Kirk, the fear of traveling with government watchlists, and Trump's immediate threats to "scrutinize and remove" leftist organizations before any facts about the shooter were known.
The conversation also touches on the hypocrisy of the right-wing response, comparing their outrage over Kirk's death to their silence on countless other acts of violence, from Gaza to George Floyd to the Venezuelan migrants killed with Kirk's support. The hosts refuse to engage in the tone policing and artificial solemnity demanded by conservatives while still maintaining that political violence and bypassing due process is wrong.
This episode is essential viewing for understanding how Mormon fundamentalism, gun culture, and political extremism intersect to create dangerous individuals, while also exposing the ongoing coverups around Trump's health and Epstein connections. Jimmy and Alyssa deliver their trademark no-holds-barred analysis that cuts through mainstream media spin to reveal the uncomfortable truths about American political violence and religious radicalization.

051- Did Trump Draw THAT???

Dive into an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud episode where everything’s up for grabs! Jimmy and Alyssa go head-to-head on the mysteries of the triple-decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich, pedantic debates, and the real story behind the newly released Donald Trump-Jeffrey Epstein card drawing. Is it just bad art—or is there something darker going on? The hosts break down Fashion Week parties, influencer awkwardness, apocalypse prep kits, and the enduring trauma of rice weevils from Mormon family pantries.
But that’s just the warmup: get ready for spicy commentary on cancel culture as West Point snubs Tom Hanks, explosive revelations about the Department of War, and Trump’s latest social media freakouts. Alyssa tackles the viral Gen Z sex drought study—debunking right-wing think tank nonsense and defending her nose ring to rampant internet trolls. Jimmy explains tariffs, rants about kitchen gadgets, and drops savage burns on shorts commenters and MAGA meltdown videos.
From vaccine conspiracy theories and Chagas outbreaks to wild tales of weddings in Confederate country and the science of online hate, this episode doesn’t hold back. If you’ve ever wanted to know how to survive cancellation, manage a podcast as the world falls apart, or just roast trolls with style, this is your show.

050- Can Trump Supporters Be Honest?

🚨 EPISODE 50 MILESTONE! 🚨 In this explosive episode, we dive deep into the most insane encounters with Trump supporters, discover actual Nazi memorabilia at thrift stores, and break down why the economy is heading for disaster.
In this wild 50th episode, Alyssa shares her unbelievable confrontation with a MAGA supporter who claimed 600,000 immigrants are "all pedophiles," while Jimmy discovers authentic Nazi belt buckles at a local thrift shop and confronts the owners about selling them. We explore why movie theaters are dying as VR technology replaces in-person experiences, break down Trump's shocking Truth Social admission about losing major world powers to China, and discuss RFK Jr.'s censorship of NIH research on processed foods vs. opioids.
We also dive into the real unemployment crisis hitting America right now, examine why conservative fear of "woke education" accidentally proves our point, and have a strategic discussion about whether we should hope for Trump's declining health. From constitutional rights and due process to economic analysis and recession indicators, this episode covers the biggest political stories affecting our lives today.
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049 - He's Alive...

Join Jimmy and Alyssa as they dive deep into the week's most controversial topics that mainstream media won't touch. This episode covers Trump health speculation, mysterious golf course photos, school shooting responses, gun control hypocrisy, dating culture toxicity, gender identity politics, assassination attempt conspiracy theories, body image issues, sleep science, and relationship dynamics.
The hosts break down the Minneapolis school shooting and the right-wing response targeting trans people, explore why Republicans accidentally support gun control when you explain it properly, analyze Trump's suspicious public appearances and health rumors, discuss the astronomical costs of beauty standards and dating expectations, examine conspiracy theories around political violence, and share personal stories about body hair, sleep tracking, and modern relationships.

048- feat. Adalind Gray, Sex Work, Spiritual Scams, and Presidential Predictions: The Chaos Episode

An unfiltered conversation that pinballs from light-hearted banter to hard-hitting politics: host Jimmy Snow, co-host Alyssa Ljub and guest Adalind Gray—a Nevada sex-worker, musician and self-described “dirt-bag leftist”—open with behind-the-scenes talk about ethical porn, OnlyFans and the mechanics of lighting a “stuck-in-the-dryer” scene before spiraling into everything from hentai and furry culture to AI chatbots that flirt back. The trio then pivots to darker headlines—Trump’s red-carpet summit with Putin, the deportation of a cancer-stricken four-year-old U.S. citizen, and GOP plans for migrant “camps”—while roasting astrology, chiropractic “scraping,” and other pseudoscience. Throughout, Jimmy’s sardonic one-liners, Alyssa’s hormone-fueled rants, and Adalind’s candid sex-work insights keep the energy chaotic but oddly coherent, resulting in a two-hour roller-coaster that is equal parts sex education, political outrage and off-kilter comedy.

047- Gavin Newsom Goes Full Trump: Governors Trolling Presidents?!

Dive into this wild episode where Alyssa and Jimmy tackle everything from peanut butter hot takes to the explosive debate on AI replacing your therapist! We’re interrogating whether AI chatbots are the saviors or sneaky risks for mental health, why actual therapists might be worried about their jobs, and how few people can really access genuine therapy. Plus, hear raw, hilarious confessions about our worst search history disasters, spicy sex playlists, and what really gets us going in relationships.
That’s not all: Jimmy breaks down viral Twitter trolling with Gavin Newsom versus Trump, Alyssa dishes on going to City Hall looking like a human rights lawyer, and we question if US healthcare is actually the best in the world—or just if you’re rich enough to afford it. There’s outrage over hidden medical breakthroughs, the male birth control that never seems to launch, and the under-the-radar drop in porn traffic in the UK after age verification laws.
Throw in red pill podcast drama, the ethics of online debates, mocktail bars in Texas, and a few fancy (and not-so-fancy) ideas for relationship surprises. From honest conversations about sex and attraction to the absurdities of American politics—this episode has it ALL.
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046- Are People Actually Dating ChatGPT? Tech, Therapy, and Wild Online Love Stories

What happens when your favorite podcast collides with the wildest headlines in tech, politics, and pop culture? In this episode, we unpack the rise of ChatGPT 5: why its new, faster, smarter, more customizable AI model has users divided—some want less fake enthusiasm, others mourn their digital besties. Are people seriously “dating” their AI companions, and can bots replace real human connection, therapy, or even friends?
Plus: South Park’s most savage episodes yet have doubled their ratings with relentless roasts of Trump, JD Vance, MAGA culture, and ICE raids. We break down how their offensive comedy now lands across political lines—are progressives hypocritical for cheering it on?
Meanwhile, Kim Davis—the infamous Kentucky clerk—is fighting in the Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage, raising the stakes for LGBTQ+ rights nationwide. We analyze the scary legal landscape and the chilling Supreme Court dynamics threatening landmark protections.