The Line has a Podcast

040- Epstein Files Fallout: Trump, Tariffs & The Woke Superman Debate!

In this episode, we dive deep into the latest political drama surrounding the Epstein files and the fallout for Donald Trump. We discuss the controversial 50% tariff proposal on Brazil and its implications for international trade and democracy. Plus, we explore the cultural debate around the new Superman movie and its 'woke' label, unpacking what it means to be an immigrant hero. Conspiracy theories about weather control and government incompetence get a hilarious breakdown. And for a lighter twist, we engage in a fun and silly debate about whether everything is a soup, salad, or sandwich. Join us for political insights, pop culture commentary, and some good old-fashioned food fights with plenty of humor and candid conversations.

039- There's No Epstein List and We're Both Virgins...

This episode is a wild ride through the internet’s most unhinged comment sections, the latest political scandals, and the never-ending battle of the sexes. Alyssa and Jimmy dive headfirst into the chaos after Alyssa uploads a viral clip titled “Dweeb Tells Us Women Need to Lower Their Standards”—and the trolls come out swinging. We read and roast the nastiest comments, from accusations of being “Jezebels” to demands that we “do a pod without makeup.”
But it’s not just about the haters: we get real about dating app myths, why the “top 10%” of men are supposedly getting all the matches, and whether women are really all chasing the same guys (spoiler: nope). Jimmy shares behind-the-scenes stories about running a podcast, the struggles of keeping content on the right channel, and the joys of making fun of alpha male influencers.
We also tackle the mystery of the missing Epstein client list, Trump’s suspicious denials, and why even Alex Jones is crying on camera. Plus: awkward DMs, alpha males who are suspiciously single, and the eternal question—who’s more likely to get punched in the face at a club?
Packed with spicy banter, viral-worthy moments, and honest discussions about mental health, family drama, and internet culture, this episode is perfect for anyone who loves a little chaos with their commentary. Subscribe for brutally honest takes, hilarious comebacks, and enough keywords to break the algorithm: dating, alpha males, Epstein, Trump, YouTube drama, podcasting, mental health, feminism, and more!

038- Texas Underwater, Funeral Home Freaks, and Elon’s New Party?!

This episode is a wild ride through the strangest and most jaw-dropping stories of the week! Jimmy and Alyssa kick things off with some cheeky banter about questionable rice crackers and the weird world of true crime podcasts. Then, they dive headfirst into the insane story of a funeral home owner who stashed nearly 190 decaying bodies, handed out fake ashes, and scammed families out of their money—all while living it up on pandemic relief funds.
But that's just the beginning. The hosts break down the catastrophic Texas floods, where the Guadalupe River rose more than 26 feet in under an hour, wiping out entire communities and leaving dozens dead or missing. Alyssa shares personal stories about the real fear of racial profiling and ICE in so-called “sanctuary cities,” while Jimmy goes off on the lack of empathy in both left and right political circles.
You’ll hear hot takes on minimum wage, the myth of the “lazy worker,” and why CEOs should be cleaning their own offices. Plus, Elon Musk’s attempt to start a third party, the America Party, gets roasted, and there’s a sneak peek at the new LineCon Online Live event for Patreon supporters.
Packed with dark humor, raw honesty, and some truly unhinged stories, this episode is perfect for anyone who loves their news with a side of chaos and a dash of hope. Hit play for laughs, rants, and a reminder that, yes, things really are this weird.

037- Can You Cancel a Billionaire? Culture Wars and Class Consciousness

Sorry for the late episode, Riverside had some big errors. This week on the podcast, it’s just the girls—Alyssa and Arden—breaking down a whirlwind of major stories that define life in America right now. We dive into the Supreme Court’s bombshell ruling that hands unprecedented power to the Trump administration, potentially gutting nationwide injunctions and putting birthright citizenship in jeopardy. What does this mean for your rights, and is it time to consider leaving the US? Arden shares her anxieties about moving to Illinois, surrounded by red states, and the real fear of crossing state lines in a fracturing country.
 
We also celebrate Zoran Mamdani’s shocking win in New York City and what it signals for progressive politics nationwide. But it’s not all politics—Alyssa dishes on Jeff Bezos’s $53 million Venice wedding, the environmental disaster of private jets, and the absurdity of billionaire excess. Plus, we get real about social media burnout, the cult of Trump, and the exhausting bootlicker mentality that’s taken over American discourse.
 
On the lighter side, we debate the great bread sandwich question, the best road trip snacks, and why everything is either a soup, salad, or sandwich. There’s talk of Pinterest inspiration, Canva whiteboards, and how to survive the news cycle without losing your mind. If you’re looking for a podcast that mixes sharp political analysis, pop culture commentary, and a whole lot of personality, this episode is for you.

036- Melania’s Visa, ICE Tragedies, and the Wildest News of the Week

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt episode yet! This week, the crew dives headfirst into a whirlwind of stories and debates that span everything from the great outhouse vs. bathroom showdown, to the wild world of manifestation boards, and the surprising truth behind Melania Trump’s “Einstein” visa.
Promise shares her rustic adventures living in the Finnish forest—outhouse, sauna baths, and all—while Alyssa unveils her three-board method for battling imposter syndrome, inspired by Kris Jenner herself. Jimmy, meanwhile, can’t help but fact-check everything, sparking a sibling-level bickerfest over toilets, humidity, and even whether water is technically “wet.”
We break down the latest news: ICE custody tragedies, racist political attacks in New York, and the hypocrisy of anti-immigrant rhetoric from those who married immigrants. Plus, we launch our brand-new Movie Club for patrons, debate the cultural impact of sovereign citizen movements, and reminisce about the weirdest things we’ve seen on Reddit.
If you love podcasts where the hosts aren’t afraid to argue, laugh, and get real about everything from activism to bodily functions, this is the episode for you. Featuring keywords: outhouse vs. bathroom debate, manifestation boards, imposter syndrome, Melania Trump visa, ICE custody news, Finland living, sovereign citizens, sibling podcast fights, movie club launch, and more.

035- Daddy Warbucks, War Crimes & The Trump Phone: What Just Happened?!

Dive into a wild, unfiltered week with Jimmy and Alyssa as they unravel the chaos of current events, pop culture, and personal confessions. This episode is a rollercoaster: from dissecting the politics of Annie the Musical and the myth of the “good” billionaire, to the real-world fallout of U.S. bombings in Iran and the global oil crunch. They break down why movies have always been political, why conservatives are so often cast as villains, and how party values have swapped over the decades.
The duo doesn’t shy away from calling out grifts—Trump’s $500 “made in America” phone gets the full roast, along with his golden aesthetic, shoes, and the never-ending parade of political hypocrisy. Gas prices are up, the world is a migraine, and the weather is literally killing people. Alyssa and Jimmy share personal stories about confronting friends and family over political choices, the frustration of misinformation, and the exhaustion of trying to keep up with it all.
But it’s not all doom and gloom—there’s plenty of cheeky banter about sex, relationships, and the weirdest things people are into (yes, the bush is back, and so are public makeouts). Plus, hot takes on why “vanilla” sex is underrated, how sexual repression breeds taboo desires, and why missionary can still be mind-blowing.
You’ll also get a crash course in internet culture, from legendary YouTube channels to the bizarre world of Truth Social comments. Whether you’re here for the political rants, the pop culture deep-dives, or just the laughs, this episode is packed with keywords: Iran, oil crisis, Trump phone, political movies, sexual taboos, gas prices, climate disasters, gold décor, and more. Hit play for your weekly dose of catharsis, commiseration, and comedy.

034- Ted Cruz vs. Tucker: The Most Embarrassing Interview of the Year

Get ready for a wild ride through the week’s most jaw-dropping stories, internet oddities, and political facepalms! In this episode, Alyssa and Jimmy dive headfirst into the viral Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson interview, exposing just how little some politicians know about the countries they want to bomb. From failed rocket launches at SpaceX to the bizarre saga of Las Vegas pigeons in cowboy hats, nothing is off limits.
We break down the art of online debate, the dangers of bad arguments (with a memorable “flea and the burning house” analogy), and why “woke” has officially lost all meaning. Plus: the Karen Read trial’s courtroom drama, the ethics of animal chiropractic care, and the internet’s worst Tinder profile.
Whether you’re here for the political takedowns, the silly animal stories, or just to laugh at the absurdity of it all, this episode has something for everyone. Keywords: Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson, Iran, SpaceX rocket explosion, Juneteenth, online trolls, podcast chaos, political debates, internet fails, animal stories, cowboy pigeons, Karen Read trial, “woke” culture, bad Tinder bios, YouTube shorts, viral moments, news commentary, comedy podcast, current events, political satire.

033- No Kings, No Crowds: Trump's Sad Parade & America's Massive Protest Party

This episode is a wild ride through the latest in American politics and culture, blending sharp commentary with signature irreverence. Alyssa and Jimmy tackle the weekend’s biggest stories: the massive “No Kings” protests that swept the globe, the embarrassingly empty military parade for Trump’s birthday, and the endless debate over virtue signaling at rallies.
We dig into the right-wing obsession with “virtue signaling,” the hypocrisy of MAGA merch, and why empty bleachers might say more than any speech ever could. Plus, there’s a hilarious deep dive into childhood swearing, middle child syndrome, and the weird nostalgia for elementary school cookies and square pizza.
The hosts don’t shy away from the big stuff—debating due process, the future of protests, and the generational divide over activism. But they also keep it real, swapping stories about body image, family quirks, and even the best way to moisturize your butthole (yes, really).
Expect viral-worthy rants, cheeky banter, and plenty of moments that’ll have you laughing out loud. Whether you’re here for the political hot takes, the pop culture references, or just to hear two friends fill each other’s metaphorical holes, this episode has it all.

032- The Girls Are Fighting: Trump vs. Elon Gets Messy!

Get ready for a wild ride in this solo episode of The Line Has A Podcast! Jimmy dives headfirst into the explosive feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, unpacking every outrageous tweet, Truth Social post, and political backstab that’s set the internet ablaze. From the “girls are fighting” meme that sent the right into a frenzy, to Musk’s deleted bombshell about Trump and the Epstein files, nothing is off-limits.
We break down the timeline of the Trump-Musk fallout, the GOP’s internal chaos over the “Big Beautiful Bill,” and the performative outrage swirling around AOC’s language. Jimmy doesn’t hold back on calling out hypocrisy, fragile masculinity, and the billionaire egos tearing the Republican Party apart. Plus: what does this mean for the Democrats, the 2028 presidential race, and the future of American politics?
Packed with sharp commentary, cheeky humor, and plenty of hot takes on cancel culture, political infighting, and the cult of personality in modern America, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves politics, drama, and a good old-fashioned billionaire slap fight. Don’t forget to check out the extended ad-free version on Patreon for even more behind-the-scenes chaos!

031 - RFK Jr. vs. Science, Texas Mandates the Ten Commandments?! Church, State, and Chaos

In this explosive episode, Alyssa and guest Jasmine dive headfirst into the week’s most jaw-dropping stories—from the gutting of the CDC and the shocking removal of COVID vaccine recommendations for pregnant people and kids, to Texas’s bold move to mandate the Ten Commandments in public classrooms. We break down what RFK Jr.’s controversial health policies mean for insurance coverage and public safety, and why top medical organizations are furious.
We also unpack the latest legal drama surrounding Trump’s global tariffs—recently ruled illegal—and debate whether these court battles even matter under the current administration. Plus, the hosts tackle the viral hypocrisy in political debates, the eerie silence from the CDC as outbreaks spread, and the rise of Christian nationalism in America’s schools.
The conversation gets personal as Alyssa and Jasmine discuss the challenges of maintaining friendships and relationships across political divides, with a hilarious and brutally honest Reddit story about dating a Trump supporter. They don’t hold back on the Andrew and Tristan Tate criminal charges, IRS-induced anxiety, and the everyday exhaustion of living through relentless political chaos.
Expect sharp wit, unfiltered opinions, and plenty of laughs as the hosts navigate the intersection of politics, health, culture, and personal life. If you’re looking for a podcast that’s equal parts cheeky, insightful, and cathartic, this episode is your must-listen.