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022- Measles Are Back, J.K. Rowling vs. Asexuality: Another Controversy

Welcome to this week’s episode of fiery debates and hilarious confessions! Jimmy, Alyssa, and Promise dive into Germany’s gold withdrawal from U.S. reserves, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s insider trading scandal, and the resurgence of measles due to declining vaccination rates. We tackle visual stimulation differences between men and women, dissect J.K. Rowling’s latest attack on asexuality, and debate the ethics of the death penalty. Plus, we share awkward stories about frog butts, skydiving adventures, and even Elon Musk’s parody account crackdown on Twitter! Don’t miss this rollercoaster of an episode filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of shenanigans!

021- Tariffs, Teachers, and Taboo Topics

Join Jimmy Snow and Promise Backland in this jam-packed episode where they dive into everything from parasocial relationships to the bizarre results of their latest audience poll: is it worse to be called 'weird' or 'annoying'? They also tackle political hot topics like Florida's controversial teacher firing over preferred names and Trump's tariff chaos with China. Plus, a hilarious deep dive into cartoon crushes (yes, Crash Bandicoot makes an appearance), the ethics of language policing, and why Jimmy thinks we need new slurs!
Other highlights include:
The wildest internet comments on their latest poll
A heated debate on whether Crash Bandicoot is attractive
Jimmy’s Hamilton obsession and Promise’s take on 90s nostalgia
Asteroids, existential dread, and why bungee jumping might be romantic
Stay tuned for more laughs, rants, and unfiltered opinions in this rollercoaster of an episode!

020- Nintendo Switch 2 DELAYED by TRUMP- HE'S GONE TOO FAR!

In this episode, Alyssa and Jimmy dive into the chaos surrounding Trump's tariffs and their impact on the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders, making gamers everywhere furious. From severe weather devastating the South and Midwest to FEMA cuts leaving Americans vulnerable, we explore how politics are shaping lives—and wallets—this week. Things get cheeky as we debate which video game characters we'd "Super Smash" and dive into Reddit's juiciest "Am I the A**hole" posts about breaking up over politics. Plus, Elon Musk's gaming lies come under fire, and we discuss why they matter more than you'd think. Packed with humor, controversy, and unfiltered takes, this episode is one you can't miss!

019- Our Genius President Destroys the Economy in a Day!

In this episode, Jimmy Snow and Alyssa dive into the chaos of Trump’s sweeping tariffs and their potential to spark another Great Depression, all while poking fun at the absurdity of taxing penguins! They also discuss Elon Musk’s decision to step down as a special government employee—could federal drug testing be the real reason? Meanwhile, Wisconsin’s Supreme Court sees a major liberal victory, shaking up the political landscape. The duo also dissects Trump’s $2.3 billion Truth Social sale and what it says about his presidency-turned-business empire

017- Bernie and AOC vs. the Oligarchy: A New Political Movement?

In this episode, Alyssa, Promise, and Arden dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from political drama to childhood nostalgia. They discuss whether Gen Z is becoming more conservative, Bernie Sanders and AOC’s fight against oligarchy, and Trump’s controversial revocation of security clearances for Democratic rivals. The trio also explores Disney’s surprising stance on DEI initiatives and the absurdity of corporate sponsorships for the White House Easter Egg Roll. Plus, they share hilarious anecdotes about mall pretzels, Elon Musk’s bizarre fork trick, and debate which Disney villain best represents Trump. Packed with humor, insight, and a sprinkle of chaos, this episode is a must-listen for fans of politics, pop culture, and witty banter.

016- Gen Z's Conservative Shift and Dismantling of the Department of Education

Join Alyssa and Promise as they delve into the latest trends and news, focusing on Gen Z's surprising shift towards conservative values and Trump's controversial plan to dismantle the Department of Education. They explore the implications of these changes on education quality, societal norms, and the future of American politics. Tune in for a thought-provoking discussion on these pivotal issues.

015- Eggs Inflation & Seggs Education

Join us for a wild ride as we dive into the latest news, from Trump's controversial policies to the US egg shortage, and explore the world of sex education and relationships. We tackle tough topics with humor and honesty, making this episode a must-listen for anyone interested in politics, culture, and personal growth. From Trump Derangement Syndrome to the intricacies of sex ed and relationship advice, we're crossing all the lines. Get ready for a spicy mix of politics, passion, and laughter as we navigate the complexities of modern life.

014 - Not a Drag Queen: The Unholy Alliance of Power, Abuse, and Poop Jokes

Join us as we delve into the darker corners of power and abuse, exploring the systemic failures that allow misconduct to thrive. From the indictment of a prominent pastor to the broader issues within evangelical Christianity, we examine the uncomfortable truths that often go unspoken. With humor and insight, we tackle these serious topics, challenging conventional wisdom and pushing the boundaries of what's acceptable.

013- Lies, Lies, and More Lies: Trump's State of the Union, Musk's Doge Debacle, and Tate's Troubles

Join Jimmy and Promise as they dissect the latest State of the Union address, highlighting the numerous lies and exaggerations presented by Donald Trump. From economic claims to international relations, they explore the impact of dishonesty in politics and how it shapes public perception. The episode also delves into Elon Musk's controversies and the ongoing saga of Andrew Tate.

012- Trump's Luxury Resort for Measles-Loving Republicans

Join Jimmy Snow, Promise Backland, and Alyssa Loop as they dive into the latest political controversies and social issues. From Trump's bizarre AI videos to Ohio's marijuana crackdown, the hosts dissect the most pressing topics of the day. They explore the psychology behind Republican tactics, analyze the impact of government censorship on minority groups, and discuss the alarming new Pentagon policy affecting transgender soldiers. With a mix of humor, insight, and passionate debate, this episode offers a comprehensive look at the current state of American politics and society.